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《网游之傻人有傻福》 第3章
第1章:乱世online设定
第2章:暂空
第3章:001 单机游戏的后遗症
第4章:002特殊任务
第5章:003 酒鬼铁匠和狡猾医生
第6章:004 竹蜻蜓和地图
第7章:005 穷啊真穷啊
第8章:006 摸索战斗
第9章:007 自制套装的诞生
第10章:008 原来是□□
第11章:009 迟来的属性分配
第12章:010 光明之杖
第13章:011 做人要低调
第14章:012 乱世第一人
第15章:013 善良的红名
第16章:014 落花听风
第17章:015 朋友一条
第18章:016 更新预言
第19章:017 任务&理想
第20章:018 第一次PK
第21章:招募NPC、BOSS
第22章:019 别惹我
第23章:020 战斗牧师
第24章:021 召唤师
第25章:022 幻海阁
第26章:023 通行证
第27章:024 巅峰之战
第28章:025 智能电脑
第29章:026 主人,你太浪费了!
第30章:026 主人,你太浪费了!
第31章:027 过来让我摸摸
第32章:028 纯智战士
第33章:029 我们建家族吧
第34章:030 任务又见任务
第35章:031 开心五人组
第36章:032 样貌引发更新
第37章:033 敛财计划
第38章: 034 更新开始
第39章:035 惊情24小时(一)
第40章:036 惊情24小时(二)
第41章:037 更新完成
第42章:038 烽火连城
第43章:039 地图石
第44章:040 他们是谁
第45章:041 八卦联盟
第46章:042 巧遇
第47章:043 变态家族
第48章:044 离开
第49章: 045 群P,WHO怕WHO?
第50章:046 不死和宠物牌 vip章节
第51章:047 善与恶 vip章节
第52章:048 拍卖会1 vip章节
第53章:049 拍卖会2 vip章节
第54章:050 激战矿洞1 vip章节
第55章:052 激战矿洞2 vip章节
第56章:053 拍卖视频。 vip章节
第57章:054 马丁与宝贝猫的秘密 vip章节
第58章:055 我生还是你死 vip章节
第59章:056 血色汉子 vip章节
第60章:057 冲冠一怒 vip章节
第61章:058 三点一线的求救 vip章节
第62章:059 死亡之吻的职业 vip章节
第63章:060 罪罚之城 vip章节
第64章:061 疯狂蓝名 vip章节
第65章:062 大爱无声 vip章节
第66章:063 独占欲 vip章节
第67章:064 杀无赦 vip章节
第68章:065 嫉妒死你吧! vip章节
第69章:066 人不可以无耻到这个地步 vip章节
第70章:067 审判和光辉 vip章节
第71章:068 寻找第一人 vip章节
第72章:069 苍辉男爵 vip章节
第73章:070 逼婚 vip章节
第74章:071 闻人家的家长 vip章节
第75章:072 相亲 vip章节
第76章:073 主旋律是背叛 vip章节
第77章:074 去他的乱世第一 vip章节
第78章:075 驻地的秘密 vip章节
第79章:076 游戏商的野心 vip章节
第80章:番外 情人节 vip章节
第81章:078 黑窑海盗 vip章节
第82章:078 巅峰序曲 vip章节
第83章:079 狗血的英雄救美 vip章节
第84章:080 什么叫做天雷 vip章节
第85章:081 战斗吧,牧师! vip章节
第86章:082 白色屠杀 vip章节
第87章:083 心跳进行时 vip章节
第88章:084 天下无敌美人计 vip章节
第89章:085 是战士还是牧师? vip章节
第90章:086 什么是天下第一美 vip章节
第91章:087 可以先上车吗? vip章节
第92章:088 那么后补票吧! vip章节
第93章:089 不告而别 vip章节
第94章:结局 vip章节
第95章:成功第一次 vip章节
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补个评。。。
我一直以为开心会和死亡在一起的。。。呜呜呜,这是我喜欢的CP。可是为啥开心跟烽火了。。。怨念!好吧,就算开心给烽火了。大大,你看看,封神有弟弟,烽火有儿子。。。就死亡,啥都没有。中途,我以为你会把黑色给死亡,结果也没有。多温柔的人啊,你却给他个悲情的结局,我心肝儿疼。。。
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Online Game—Blessed Are the Fools
1. Chaos Online Set Up
2. Leave blank
Volume I Newbie Thirty Days
3. Chapter 1—Side Effects Left From Single Player Mode Games
“Welcome to《Chaos》, please create your character.” The system’s voice sound as dull as ever.
“Ah? It is really different from single player mode games! In single player mode games it’s always choose the characters, while in online games we create our characters!” He has a two Chinese character last name Wen Ren and a single syllabus first name Kai, and is therefore called Wen Ren Kai (WRK). He has heard that this 【Chaos】 has already spread its popularity across three galaxies, and at the same time the online players have reached twenty billion. But if his buddy has not gifted him a helmet, there is no way that he would play this game; the primary reason is the expense! For a helmet that simulates situation up to 80% requires 5000 credit points, which are his salary for half a year! Not to mention game cabin that simulates to 98%.
WRK was born in a little faraway planet in a forsaken star cluster, but he had bad luck—soon after he was born this little planet was given up by the government, forcing WRK to have to start working in order to survive before he comes of age. But on a positive note, after three years of hard labor, he has finally provided enough to allow his parents to leave this little planet and go to a larger rocky star. Just one more year of work, he would be able to save up enough credits to leave this place and join his parents.
WRK’s job is mostly janitorial; however, he is no ordinary janitor, but is a universe cleanser, who cleans junks off the civilian space travel paths. WRK gives himself an impressive name, Space Custodian.
At first, he has no time or □ to play this 【Chaos】, but recently it seems that the space travel path is being diverted to a different path. In any case the janitors are idled and their jobs are suspended until three months later. At this moment it so happens that his friend bought a game cabin and gifted him a second handed game helmet, and thus our big friend WRK gets to enter this online game.
However, hardworking WRK has never played online games before; he had always been playing single player games and this can be considered his first time playing online games, so he is curious about everything.
WRK tweaks over here and there, at last making the character completely different from himself, that even if his own parent come they probably won’t be able to identify this person as their son.
“All good!” WRK looks at this little person that he thinks is handsome and exclaims.
“Please name the character.” The system voice sounds again.
“Ha? We have to name ourselves in online games?” WRK wonders, and is forced to try hard to think up an alias for himself.
“Happy Fool.”(***the original is Happy for no reason , and the Chinese for happy includes the character for Kai.***)
“Other people are using the same name, are you sure?” Duh with 20 billion people online there’s gotta be people using the same name.
WRK does not hesitate to choose confirm.
“YLXH7181545 Happy Fool confirms login.” And with the system voice begins Happy Fool’s adventure in 【Chaos】. (YL: forsaken star cluster; XH: star ocean system; 7181545: personal identification number. This is unique, so it doesn’t matter if other people have the same name. When trading or when the system gives public announcement the person specific identification number will be included to prevent the case of duplicate names.)
A white light flashes through, and Happy Fool lands on an ancient trail path. Little grass grows through the bluestones floor, several puffs of white clouds lay lazily on the azure blue sky, and occasionally some white birds fly above his head.
“This place is beautiful!” Happy Fool tilts over his head to see the blue sky that he has never seen before, and spring water flows across in his heart. Then he lowers his head to see where he is. This should be a little village: the village path is lined with some short cottages, and in front of some of the houses are a sign, apparently the stores. Happy Fool sighs, “As expected of online games! So few people!”
The single player games that Happy Fool plays in are full of NPCs, while of course now in the online game the NPC are much fewer. 【Chaos】 has been going on for two months and there should have been many people in the newbie villages, however, every newbie is transported to a random place, and according to the official web less than 30% of the entire 【Chaos】 map has been explored, which means that in any time anyone could be transported to unopened territory. This is what happened to Happy Fool right now.
But apparently he himself does not know this, and thought that all online games are like this! Since he has only played single player game before!
“It seems like I should do the missions first!” Happy Fool thinks for awhile, and he sees an old man with white beard that flows in the wind, with big lettering “Chief” written over his body. He is using a little watering can to water the flowers.
Happy Fool crouches down facing the Chief, staring without blinking at the latter’s motion.
In the Chief’s mind thoughts are twirling around in loops and twirls: Finally someone comes, but why is he not asking anything! How long is he going to stare? He’s not tired, but I am!
After about half an hour has passed, Happy Fool finally speaks up. “Uncle, what are you doing?”
For an instant the Chief has an urge to smash the watering can on Happy Fool’s head, after watching me all these whiles he’s asking what I am doing? Wait, the system has not set up responses to this type of questions, I need to ask first.
After awhile, the Chief finally smiles “benevolently” at Happy Fool and answers, “I am watering the flowers.”
Happy Fool rolls over his eyes. “You think I am an idiot? Of course anyone can see that you are watering the plants.”
The Chief feels bullied. Why do you ask if you already know, in order to answer your four words the CPU purposefully underwent calculation, and who knows how much energy has been wasted.
“What I want to say is, you are watering this flower for more than half an hour, without worrying that you would drown it!” Happy fool cannot comprehend that how can anyone be this dumb, no wonder there are so few people in this village, it’s probably because this player is too dumb!
Our friend Happy Fool probably misunderstands. He has heard that online games are primarily the player’s world; he thought all the humanoids here are players, and so his misunderstanding should have been forgiven.
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Online Game—Blessed Are the Fools
1. Chaos Online Set Up
2. Leave blank
Volume I Newbie Thirty Days
3. Chapter 1—Side Effects Left From Single Player Mode Games
“Welcome to《Chaos》, please create your character.” The system’s voice sound as dull as ever.
“Ah? It is really different from single player mode games! In single player mode games it’s always choose the characters, while in online games we create our characters!” He has a two Chinese character last name Wen Ren and a single syllabus first name Kai, and is therefore called Wen Ren Kai (WRK). He has heard that this 【Chaos】 has already spread its popularity across three galaxies, and at the same time the online players have reached twenty billion. But if his buddy has not gifted him a helmet, there is no way that he would play this game; the primary reason is the expense! For a helmet that simulates situation up to 80% requires 5000 credit points, which are his salary for half a year! Not to mention game cabin that simulates to 98%.
WRK was born in a little faraway planet in a forsaken star cluster, but he had bad luck—soon after he was born this little planet was given up by the government, forcing WRK to have to start working in order to survive before he comes of age. But on a positive note, after three years of hard labor, he has finally provided enough to allow his parents to leave this little planet and go to a larger rocky star. Just one more year of work, he would be able to save up enough credits to leave this place and join his parents.
WRK’s job is mostly janitorial; however, he is no ordinary janitor, but is a universe cleanser, who cleans junks off the civilian space travel paths. WRK gives himself an impressive name, Space Custodian.
At first, he has no time or □ to play this 【Chaos】, but recently it seems that the space travel path is being diverted to a different path. In any case the janitors are idled and their jobs are suspended until three months later. At this moment it so happens that his friend bought a game cabin and gifted him a second handed game helmet, and thus our big friend WRK gets to enter this online game.
However, hardworking WRK has never played online games before; he had always been playing single player games and this can be considered his first time playing online games, so he is curious about everything.
WRK tweaks over here and there, at last making the character completely different from himself, that even if his own parent come they probably won’t be able to identify this person as their son.
“All good!” WRK looks at this little person that he thinks is handsome and exclaims.
“Please name the character.” The system voice sounds again.
“Ha? We have to name ourselves in online games?” WRK wonders, and is forced to try hard to think up an alias for himself.
“Happy Fool.”(***the original is Happy for no reason , and the Chinese for happy includes the character for Kai.***)
“Other people are using the same name, are you sure?” Duh with 20 billion people online there’s gotta be people using the same name.
WRK does not hesitate to choose confirm.
“YLXH7181545 Happy Fool confirms login.” And with the system voice begins Happy Fool’s adventure in 【Chaos】. (YL: forsaken star cluster; XH: star ocean system; 7181545: personal identification number. This is unique, so it doesn’t matter if other people have the same name. When trading or when the system gives public announcement the person specific identification number will be included to prevent the case of duplicate names.)
A white light flashes through, and Happy Fool lands on an ancient trail path. Little grass grows through the bluestones floor, several puffs of white clouds lay lazily on the azure blue sky, and occasionally some white birds fly above his head.
“This place is beautiful!” Happy Fool tilts over his head to see the blue sky that he has never seen before, and spring water flows across in his heart. Then he lowers his head to see where he is. This should be a little village: the village path is lined with some short cottages, and in front of some of the houses are a sign, apparently the stores. Happy Fool sighs, “As expected of online games! So few people!”
The single player games that Happy Fool plays in are full of NPCs, while of course now in the online game the NPC are much fewer. 【Chaos】 has been going on for two months and there should have been many people in the newbie villages, however, every newbie is transported to a random place, and according to the official web less than 30% of the entire 【Chaos】 map has been explored, which means that in any time anyone could be transported to unopened territory. This is what happened to Happy Fool right now.
But apparently he himself does not know this, and thought that all online games are like this! Since he has only played single player game before!
“It seems like I should do the missions first!” Happy Fool thinks for awhile, and he sees an old man with white beard that flows in the wind, with big lettering “Chief” written over his body. He is using a little watering can to water the flowers.
Happy Fool crouches down facing the Chief, staring without blinking at the latter’s motion.
In the Chief’s mind thoughts are twirling around in loops and twirls: Finally someone comes, but why is he not asking anything! How long is he going to stare? He’s not tired, but I am!
After about half an hour has passed, Happy Fool finally speaks up. “Uncle, what are you doing?”
For an instant the Chief has an urge to smash the watering can on Happy Fool’s head, after watching me all these whiles he’s asking what I am doing? Wait, the system has not set up responses to this type of questions, I need to ask first.
After awhile, the Chief finally smiles “benevolently” at Happy Fool and answers, “I am watering the flowers.”
Happy Fool rolls over his eyes. “You think I am an idiot? Of course anyone can see that you are watering the plants.”
The Chief feels bullied. Why do you ask if you already know, in order to answer your four words the CPU purposefully underwent calculation, and who knows how much energy has been wasted.
“What I want to say is, you are watering this flower for more than half an hour, without worrying that you would drown it!” Happy fool cannot comprehend that how can anyone be this dumb, no wonder there are so few people in this village, it’s probably because this player is too dumb!
Our friend Happy Fool probably misunderstands. He has heard that online games are primarily the player’s world; he thought all the humanoids here are players, and so his misunderstanding should have been forgiven.
<TBC>
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嗯。。。我想知道,属性栏、包裹什么的是从哪里调出来的= =
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初始点数也忒差了点吧..我无语了O__O\"…小白中的小白啊````````于是说,偶在风中凌乱了~~~~~~
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