《用******君》梦蝶千年

2、用英文调戏小颜君（2）

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　　【Hope】Josh, I like you.
　　【Joshua】'cause I am pretty--as you say?
　　【Hope】Right.
　　【Joshua】Thank you. [/ch]
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　　【Hope】I'm not ashamed of my feelings about pretty boys. They are natural.
　　【Joshua】[/ch]
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　　【Hope】Honey, I put our stories on the Internet so that everyone can enjoy them.
　　【Joshua】What?! You can't be serious! Hope, please...please be kidding.
　　【Hope】[/cy]
　　【Joshua】Oh my god! You did, did you? You...you really did. &%$^%$#^*~*&#%@ [/qiao]
　　【Hope】You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
　　【Joshua】We're done talking.
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　　【Hope】Oh! Pretty boys! Look! A lot of! Boys! Pretty!
　　【Joshua】(to the friends) Could I just throw this woman out of the window?
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　　【Joshua】Who's that guy in your novels--QM?
　　【Hope】There are certain things that are special and off-limits.
　　【Joshua】[/lengh] Yeah. Sorry.
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　　【Hope】Oh gosh! I have only an hour to dress!
　　【Joshua】Can I help?
　　【Hope】What am I supposed to put on? Should I wear makeup?
　　【Joshua】...
　　How about a red color skirt, and boots, and maybe a beautiful necklace. Just make sure they coordinate head to toe.
　　【Hope】Right. [/□□]
　　Thank you.
　　【Joshua】Always a pleasure.
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　　【Joshua】There's a generation gap between us.
　　【Hope】Bridge the gap, then.
　　【Joshua】[/ch] I'll try.
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　　【Hope】I'm no less brave than Ernest Hemingway.
　　【Joshua】[/ch]
　　【Hope】And I don't care what happens to me.
　　【Joshua】...
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　　【Joshua】How're you doing?
　　【Hope】I'm fantastic. And you?
　　【Joshua】Couldn't be better.
　　【Hope】Great.
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　　【Hope】Always carry a condom around with you. Always.
　　【Joshua】Uh-huh.
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　　【Joshua】Would you please stop joking in this way?
　　【Hope】That bothers you?
　　【Joshua】It kind of bothers me.
　　【Hope】Oh, let think for a while.
　　No, I wouldn't. This is who I am, Josh. Get used to it.
　　【Joshua】[/ch]
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　　【Joshua】Why did you write so many stuff about me?
　　【Hope】'cause I love you.
　　【Joshua】Come on. [/ch]
　　【Hope】'cause I have an overactive imagination.
　　【Joshua】I guess so.
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　　【Hope】You ignored my calls.
　　【Joshua】Sorry, I didn't discover that my cell phone was ringing until I took off the earphones.
　　【Hope】Okay. Then, why not call me back?
　　【Joshua】Well, Hope, I...I'm really scared a little bit.
　　【Hope】Oh honey, don't worry. I'm not gonna turn you into something you never intended to be.
　　【Joshua】[/lengh]
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　　【Hope】I tried to look this up, but my history has no chronology and scrawled all over each page are the words: "Confucian Virtue and Morality". Since I could not sleep anyway, I read intently half the night until I began to see words between the lines. The whole book was filled with the two words--"Eat people".
　　【Joshua】Said by LuXun. You like his novels?
　　【Hope】Not really. Only a few words.
　　【Joshua】[/tp]

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　　【Joshua】May I borrow your laptop?
　　【Hope】Sure. Ow, the prince is gonna visit Sleep Beauty Castle. I'd better lie down, waiting for kisses.
　　【Joshua】Oh, give me a break.
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　　【Hope】I was spending money faster than I could make it, mostly on books. So I ended up basically penniless. Damn it!
　　【Joshua】Watch your language.
　　【Hope】Sorry. But I really need to make some quick money.
　　【Joshua】How?
　　【Hope】Secrets.
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　　【Hope】It's time you got in touch with who you are.
　　【Joshua】I know who I am. Do you?
　　【Hope】...
　　Good question.
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　　【Joshua】I need a shower. I've been missing it for five days.
　　【Hope】You what?
　　【Joshua】Come on. It's winter, and taking a shower is inconvenient here. [/lh]
　　【Hope】You know what? I'll bundle you off to the bathroom and clean you with sandpaper.
　　【Joshua】 [/shuai] No...
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　　【Hope】Where the marriage is concerned, I have nothing to say.
　　【Joshua】In other words, you dare not speak because you've been hurt deeply by someone, somewhere.
　　【Hope】Honey.
　　【Joshua】What? [/lengh]
　　【Hope】I'll lick all over your body if you say that again.
　　Yes I will.
　　【Joshua】 [/shuai]
　　...
　　You know what you're saying, do you? Or are you insane?
　　【Hope】Yes, quite mad. But you, be a good boy, or you shall sleep in the back kitchen amongst the black beetles.
　　【Joshua】...
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　　【Hope】Josh, would you like me to present you with a bundle of flowers while you are on the stage?
　　【Joshua】I dunno. May be.
　　【Hope】Oh come on. Don't say no to this. If you refuse this offer, you'll be the most ungrateful, wicked boy and the angels will weep for you.
　　【Joshua】 [/shuai]
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　　【Hope】I waited so long I don't even know if I remember you. So I guess what I need to know is ...where the fuck were you these days? What were you doing that's so much more important than sending me a teeny, tiny message?
　　【Joshua】I'm so, so sorry. You know I was kind of scared and I thought it was right to leave you alone.
　　【Hope】Uh-huh. Then what makes you change your mind?
　　【Joshua】 [/lengh] Could I keep it a secret?
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　　【Hope】I didn't say I wouldn't help you.
　　【Joshua】Thank you so much!
　　【Hope】Well, I didn't say I would either.
　　【Joshua】 [/shuai]
　　【Hope】It depends...on what you intend to pay.
　　【Joshua】 [/jk]
　　【Hope】How about a naked photo? [/cy]
　　【Joshua】Don't even think about it.
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　　【Hope】Josh, help!
　　【Joshua】What's the matter?
　　【Hope】I'll meet Joey tonight. What am I gonna do? You know I'm always out of control and like a fool whenever I see a charming man.
　　【Joshua】Be cool, okay? Let me give you a hug.
　　【Hope】Oh honey, it's so sweet. You know you're always my favorite.
　　【Joshua】Yes I do. But you ain't gonna touch him again, are you?
　　【Hope】 [/gg]
　　【Joshua】 [/tx]
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　　【Joshua】So?
　　【Hope】A blank refusal.
　　【Joshua】Sorry.
　　【Hope】That's alright.
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　　【Hope】I bet your skin feels smooth and pleasant.
　　【Joshua】Will you stop it? You are driving me crazy! [/qiao]
　　【Hope】Hope goes up to the door with her eyes cast down, trembling. [/wq]
　　【Joshua】Sorry. I didn't mean it.
　　【Hope】Honey, Hope is like a puppy, if you dislike her and turn your back upon her, she'll think she did something wrong to deserve it.
　　【Joshua】 [/shuai]
　　【Hope】By the way, teasing you affords much pleasure to her. [/tx]
　　【Joshua】...
　　I don't know what to say anymore about this.
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　　【Hope】What?! Are you kidding? How dare I, like a mouse, venture to steal an egg beside a cat? My exams are bound to fail if I did tease him. What do you think I am, an idiot?
　　【Joshua】Calm down.
　　[/ch] Just asking.
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　　【Joshua】You're one of a group of post-eighties writer in China?
　　【Hope】Me? Not at all. I am nothing.
　　【Joshua】Nothing?
　　【Hope】Look at their wisdom, their words, their books! I'm nothing to them, absolutely nothing! [/kel]
　　【Joshua】[/ch]
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　　【Joshua】Who did you hang around with yesterday?
　　【Hope】You care?
　　【Joshua】 [/hx]
　　【Hope】 [/tx] Elisabeth.
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　　【Hope】What do you mean by giving me a book? Just a book?
　　【Joshua】Yup. Is there anything wrong?
　　【Hope】Wrong? I flipped pages, checking every opening from beginning to end, front to back, top to bottom. I even took the book by its spine and shook it. There was nothing in it. It's only a book!
　　【Joshua】Indeed. [/ch] A book.
　　【Hope】I thought there probably was a funny thing in it--like one of your naked photos.
　　【Joshua】What on earth are the weird thoughts in your little brain? [/qiao]
　　【Hope】Ouch! It hurts.
　　【Joshua】...
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　　【Hope】I know you've been using me to fill the time without her. That's okay. It's no big deal.
　　【Joshua】It's hard to explain.
　　【Hope】Don't even try. I don't care, really. We were just, you know, fooling around.
　　【Joshua】Right.
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　　【Joshua】You're a good person, Hope.
　　【Hope】Oh on, I'm not. (says with a wicked smile.)
　　【Joshua】...
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　　【Joshua】Does anybody know when we're gonna take part in the final exams?
　　【People】No.
　　【Hope】God knows.
　　【Joshua】...
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　　【Joshua】You were absent again from the class.
　　【Hope】Don't prepare speeches I don't wanna hear.
　　【Joshua】Okay. You're so much enamored of your own plan that you won't listen to me.
　　【Hope】Exactly.
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　　【Hope】We don't really need to argue about that.
　　【Joshua】Why not? Argument makes us think and enriches our knowledge.
　　【Hope】Arguing about medical issues or literatures is good for you, but bickering over who's the most handsome man in our college--is not.
　　【Joshua】I didn't know you were a good debater. [/ch]
　　【Hope】Neither did I. [/tx]
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　　【Hope】Keep on with your non-litigious nature of society. I'm gonna fight and win.
　　【Joshua】...
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　　【Hope】I never figured that this would happen. Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, really. Is there anything I can do to...to make up for it?
　　【Joshua】No.
　　【Hope】Sorry. Whatever you want, I'll...
　　【Joshua】I just want you to leave. I'd like to be alone right now.
　　【Hope】O.K. As you wish.
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　　【Joshua】It's incredible.
　　【Hope】Oh yeah.
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　　【Hope】(singing)"The only man I care about has gone away
　　Looking for a brand new start
　　But little does he know that when he left that day
　　Along with him he took my heart"
　　【Joshua】Well, let me tell you something...
　　【Hope】"Does that seem fair
　　For him to steal my heart away when he doesn't care
　　I can't love another, when my heart's somewhere far away"
　　【Joshua】Wake up, lady. [/ch]
　　【Hope】Shut up, will you?
　　【Joshua】 [/shuai]
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　　【Joshua】Merry Chirstmas.
　　【Hope】 [/□□] Honey, do you know that Santa Claus is based on a real historical figure?
　　【Joshua】Whom?
　　【Hope】Nicholas.
　　【Joshua】Now I do.
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　　【Joshua】Happy New Year's Eve!
　　【Hope】 [/□□]
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