1、王母之死 ...
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在公元前1043年，正值武王姬发伐纣，各路神侯、鬼怪、异灵乱世之际，在淮水流域附近的一个小村落——王家村里，发生了一件平淡无奇而又惊天动地的大事。
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王隶：妈妈！妈妈！刘喜，你这个可恶的狗官，你害死了我妈妈，我一定要让你血债血偿！妈妈~！
村长：王隶别难过，人已经死了，节哀顺便吧。
王隶：村长，你不用劝我，我明白。但请你告诉我，我妈是怎么被刘喜给逼死的？
村长：是这样的••••••
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王隶之母—王翠英：哟，这不是李大少爷吗。你不在家好好呆着，怎么到这穷山沟子里来了？
李少爷—李贾：嘿，你这不识好歹的玩意儿，你这是在讽刺还是在挖苦我？呃！
王翠英：李少爷，我不是这个意思••••••
李贾：那你是什么意思？来人那，给我打！
众家丁：是，少爷！
王翠英：啊~啊~~~
王翠英：你~你别得意，咱们衙门里见。
李贾和众家丁扬长而去。
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县令刘喜：王氏，你有何冤情，快速速到来。
王翠英：县令老爷，是这样的，昨天李家少爷李贾无缘无故打了我一顿，把我打成重伤，我要他赔偿我医疗费、精神损失费、心灵伤害费、营养费••••••共计100两8钱24文。
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读者：古代还有这么多费用？
异灵者：随手打的。我下次注意。
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刘喜：那好，传李贾。
众衙役：威~~武~~
刘喜：你可知罪！
李贾：我有何罪？
刘喜：你殴打王氏，人家要你赔偿医疗费、精神损失费、心灵伤害费、营养费••••••共计100两8钱24文。
李贾：你可知道我是谁？
刘喜：我管你是谁!
李贾：我乃李莲英的儿子！
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读者：Stop！
异灵者：怎么了？
读者：李莲英不是太监吗？他怎么会有儿子呢？
异灵者：干儿子不行啊。
读者：那他不是清朝人吗？怎么在公元前？
异灵者：那要怪紫研，她一不小心把她带去的。（详情见丸子酱的《穿越之古代任我游》）
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刘喜：（惊）原来是李公子，来人赐座！
李贾：不必了，那这案子••••••
刘喜：哦哦哦，我宣布，驳回王氏的诉讼请求，现在闭庭~哦，错了，退堂。还有一件事，杖打王氏100000000••••••大板，打死为止！
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村长：你母亲就是这样被害死的。
王隶：妈妈！~~我一定要为你报仇，李贾、刘喜，你们给我等着！
英文版
The Queen Mother's death
BC in 1043, a time when King Wu Ji Fa cutting Zhou, separate ways God Hou, ghosts, spirits in troubled times different occasion, in the Huaishui a small village near the River - Wang the village, there have been a commonplace but earthshaking event.
Wangvillage~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wang le monde: Mom! Mom! Liu, you this hateful Gouguan, you killed my mother, I must let you blood for blood! Mother ~!
Village: Wang scribe Do not sad people have died, and grief the way bar.
Wang le monde: village, you do not persuade me, I understand. But please tell me how my mother was beaten to death by Liu to?
Village: this is the case • • • • • • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Three days ago~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wang scribe Mother - Cui-Ying Wang: yo, this is not Lee Da Shaoye do. You do not hang out at home, well, how to this poor mountain valley house coming?
Lee young master - Li Jia: Hey, the stuff you this Bushihaodai you this is a satire or ridicule me? Uh!
Cui-Ying Wang: Li young master, I do not mean • • • • • •
Li Jia: So What do you mean? Come that, give me a ring!
Zhong Jia Ding: Yes, young master!
Cui-Ying Wang: ah ~ ah ~ ~ ~
Cui-Ying Wang: You ~ Do not worry about complacency, let's inter-li Yamen.
Li Jia and Zhong Jia Ding and sped away.
Village~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yamen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Magistrate Liu: Wang, what are your grievances, fast speed come.
Cui-Ying Wang: magistrate Mr. Bennet, are like this, yesterday, Mars Li Jia Li hit me for no reason at dinner, and seriously wounded me, I wanted him to pay me for medical expenses, mental damages, the mental damage costs, these payments • • • • • • a total of 100 2 8 Man Money 24.
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Readers: Ancient There are so many fees?
Iso-Ling by: just pick up the. I pay attention next time.
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Liu: Well, Chuan Li Jia.
Public Yayi:威~ ~ wu ~ ~
Liu: You can see the crime!
Li Jia: I have done to deserve?
Liu: Are you beating Wang, other people want you to compensation for medical expenses, mental damages, the mental damage costs, these payments • • • • • • a total of 100 2 8 Man Money 24.
Li Jia: You can know who I am?
Liu: I control who you are!
Li Jia: My son is Li Lien-ying!
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