《脑洞合集》骨头咔吧咔吧

5、The Jade-eyed Jedi The J

　　You saved the Jedi Order.
　　You destroyed the Sith’s conspiracy.
　　All of it for one reason: a jade-eyed, red-haired Jedi boy who had not even been born yet.
　　You wanted him to have a happy childhood.
　　You only knew Star Wars because of video games. Every move he made with a lightsaber shaped you. You played as Cal Kestis. You lived his life. In a way, he was your guide. Your first master.
　　And it drives Anakin Skywalker insane with jealousy.
　　You are mysterious. Powerful. You freed him from slavery. You saved his mother. You even saved the Duchess of Mandalore for Obi-Wan.
　　And still, you do not love them.
　　You spent Anakin’s entire childhood and youth by his side. You were both Obi-Wan’s apprentices. For a while, Anakin was sure that the person you loved had to be either him or Obi-Wan.
　　But no.
　　Who the fuck is Cal Kestis?

　　你拯救绝地武士团，摧毁西斯的阴谋，只是为了帮助那个碧眼红发的绝地，你想让他拥有幸福的童年……你是因为玩电子游戏才了解《星球大战》的，他的每一个光剑招式都塑造过你，你曾经扮演卡尔、体验了他的人生，某种意义上，他是你的引路人和师父。
　　这真的很让天行者嫉妒。你神秘、强大，让他摆脱了奴隶的身份，拯救了他的母亲，甚至为欧比旺救下了曼达洛女公爵，但你居然不爱他们。你与他的整个童年和青年都待在一起，你们同为欧比旺的学徒，他一度以为你爱的是自己或者欧比旺。
　　……卡尔·凯斯提斯他妈的是谁？

作者有话说

　　依旧是Reader Insert和Modern Girl in Star Wars，这篇会英文发布AO3
I wanted to write this fic because I came up with a title with alliteration and a near-rhyme, and then I had to make it everyone else’s problem.