《解释分手的36种理由》夸父逐日

2、Ways to say good bye

　　My heart is paralyzed

　　我的心好累

　　My head was oversized

　　我的头好痛

　　I'll take the high road like I should

　　我该上高速了

　　You said it's meant to be

　　你说这是命中注定

　　That it's not you, it's me

　　与我本人无关

　　You're leaving now for my own good

　　分手都是为我好

　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

　　好吧,但别人问起你时我会说

　　She went down in an airplane

　　她搭的飞机坠毁了

　　Fried getting suntan

　　她美黑的时候被晒死了

　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

　　她掉进装满水泥的搅浆机里了

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm no good at goodbyes!

　　我不懂分手啦

　　She met a shark under water

　　她下水被鲨鱼吃掉了

　　Fell and no one caught her

　　她溺水没人救她啦

　　I returned everything I ever bought her

　　我退掉了所有买给你的东西

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm all out of lies

　　我已经想不出更多的借口

　　And ways to sayyou died

　　去说你咋死的

　　My pride still feels the sting

　　我的自尊很受伤

　　You were my everything

　　你曾是我的全部

　　Some day I'll find a love like yours

　　总有一天我会找到像我爱你一样爱我的人

　　(a love like yours)

　　爱我的人

　　She'll think I'm Superman

　　在她心中我是大英雄

　　Not super minivan

　　而不是小狗熊

　　How could you leave on Yom Kippur

　　你怎能在赎罪日和我分手

　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

　　好吧,但别人问起你时我会说

　　She was caught in a mudslide

　　她被泥石流活埋了

　　Eaten by a lion

　　她被狮子生吞了

　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

　　她被一辆破车碾成肉饼了

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm no good at goodbyes!

　　我不懂分手啦

　　She dried up in the desert

　　她在沙漠渴死了

　　Drown in a hot tub

　　她泡澡被淹死了

　　Danced to death at an east side night club

　　她在夜店跳舞跳着跳着就死了

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm all out of lies

　　我已经想不出更多的借口

　　And ways to sayyou died

　　去说你咋死的

　　I wanna live a thousand lives with you

　　我本想生生世世和你一起

　　I wanna be the one you're dying to

　　与你死了都要爱

　　Love...爱...

　　爱...

　　but you don't want to

　　但你却不是这样想的

　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

　　好吧,但别人问起你时我会说

　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

　　好吧,但别人问起你时我会说

　　She went down in an airplane

　　她搭的飞机坠毁了

　　Fried getting suntan

　　她美黑的时候被晒死了

　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

　　她掉进装满水泥的搅浆机里了

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm no good at goodbyes!

　　我不懂分手啦

　　She met a shark under water

　　她下水被鲨鱼吃掉了

　　Fell and no one caught her

　　她溺水没人救她啦

　　I returned everything I ever bought her

　　我退掉了所有买给你的东西

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm all out of lies

　　我已经编不下去了

　　She was caught in a mudslide

　　她被泥石流活埋了

　　Eaten by a lion

　　她被狮子生吞了

　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

　　她被一辆破车碾成肉饼了

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm no good at goodbyes!

　　我不懂分手啦

　　She dried up in the desert

　　她在沙漠渴死了

　　Drown in a hot tub

　　她泡澡被淹死了

　　Danced to death at an east side night club

　　她在夜店跳舞跳着跳着就死了

　　Help me, help me,

　　救命啊

　　I'm all out of lies

　　我已经编不下去了

　　And ways to say goodbye

　　去说你怎么死的