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场景：House, Wilson, Chase三人在网上相遇，闲聊。
Vicodin:
Is that House?
Vicodin:
I know it's you.
Vicodin:
Who else will use such a name?
God's middle finger:
Ha, Jimmy.
Vicodin:
What？
God's middle finger:
How can you have time to go on to the internet? You should be with your wives.
Vicodin:
What are you doing here?
Vicodin:
Watching some dirty gay □□?
Vicodin:
BTW, my wives have nothing to do with you.
God's middle finger:
Not gay □□, lesbian □□.
Vicodin:
Come on, House. Why you watch Lesbian □□? You would not turn on by that.
God's middle finger:
I'm just curious.
Vicodin:
You are not watching poor Chase's dirty photos, are you?
Vicodin:
You are. You sick jerk!
God's middle finger:
How do you know? Oh, you understand me so well, Jimmy.
Vicodin:
I hate you, House.
God's middle finger:
That's because you love me.
Vicodin:
Where did you find those pictures?
Vicodin:
He didn't give them to you.
Vicodin:
Did you steal them?
God's middle finger:
Oh, actually he did. Don't you know he also loves me?
Vicodin:
I'm going.
God's middle finger:
Go to see your wives?
Vicodin:
No, I have a date,
Vicodin:
Which is none of your business.
God's middle finger:
Wow, my cute little Jimmy finally grew up. Daddy's so happy T_T
Vicodin:
And I warn you, how dare you eat my food again!
Vicodin:
I will sue you, I swear!
God's middle finger:
Come on, it’s your responsibility to support your old daddy, Jimmy.
Vicodin:
And it's my right to steal dad's new pet. BYE.
God's middle finger:
Wait, Wilson!!!
God's middle finger:
You are going to date Chase????
Vicodin:
What?
Vicodin:
Maybe.
God's middle finger:
Fine.
God's middle finger:
None of my business.
Vicodin:
That's it?
Vicodin:
Come on, House, I know you. Next you will force Robert to tell you every detail. Prefer you to come to me.
Vicodin:
So ask. I’ll wait.
God's middle finger:
You won't lie to me??
Vicodin:
Well...
Vicodin:
I'd like to say, old Wilson never lies...
Vicodin:
But...
God's middle finger:
Ha, if you don't lie, I will not eat vicodin any more.
Vicodin:
I change my mind. Maybe I should let you go after Chase. I’m sure you love him more. Bye House.
God's middle finger:
Hey, Wilson.
God's middle finger:
Why do you say that?
God's middle finger:
How can you be so sure?
Vicodin:
Well...
Vicodin:
How about instinct?
God's middle finger:
Oh...My dear Jimmy got his sixth sense...
Vicodin:
Obviously Jesus' boy doesn't lie. : p
God's middle finger:
But you are Jewish.
Vicodin:
I mean Robert!
Vicodin:
Don't fake.
God's middle finger:
So you can ask him the relationship between us, and he will tell the truth.
Vicodin:
Leave me alone, House
hotnight:
Hey guys.
Vicodin:
Hey, Robert, I'm gonna pick you up.
God's middle finger:
Chase??
hotnight:
What, is that House? Look at the name!
God's middle finger:
Oh...You guys all know me well...
Vicodin:
Sorry, Robert, I'm leaving now. I'll meet you in your place.
God's middle finger:
Ok, tell me, Chase. Are you going to date Wilson???
hotnight:
Oh, you tell him, J?
Vicodin:
Sorry.
God's middle finger:
Are you guys...actually...being together???
Vicodin:
It's just a date.
hotnight:
It's just a date.
hotnight:
You dated Cameron too!
God's middle finger:
Really???
God's middle finger:
So...can I come???
Vicodin:
Noooooooooo!
God's middle finger:
It's not a date. I just had dinner with her!
hotnight:
Dinner movie sex, whatever.
Vicodin:
You can't be serious, House?
Vicodin:
I mean, it's a private night!
God's middle finger:
So, why tell me?
Vicodin:
My fault...
God's middle finger:
If it's private, you shouldn’t tell me, or you can tell me after you guys fucked each other!!!
Vicodin:
Whatever, you'll punch Robert and find out.
hotnight:
Can I say something?
hotnight:
Actually, I am a bottom. So technically it’s him who will fuck me.
God's middle finger:
Oh... Actually… He could be a bottom too...
hotnight:
How do you know?
God's middle finger:
Tell him, Jimmy.
Vicodin:
House！
God's middle finger:
What?
God's middle finger:
You want me to tell him???
hotnight:
You guys fucked, right?
God's middle finger:
Oh, I prefer to say "making love".
hotnight:
Are you guys kids?
hotnight:
Tell me, James.
Vicodin:
I don't want to talk about that.
God's middle finger:
Hey, I didn't force you to do that!
Vicodin:
Yeah, you didn't.
Vicodin:
Can I go now?
God's middle finger:
Of course not!
God's middle finger:
I want both of you, to stay here, and date with me!!!
Vicodin:
......
hotnight:
......
God's middle finger:
(Evil smile) you all know me well. I'm selfish and jealous.
Vicodin:
I already date you a thousand times, House.
hotnight:
That's not fair!
hotnight:
That's so not fair!!!
God's middle finger:
As you know, I'm greedy. And I'm the one who's always on the top!! Only me!!!
hotnight:
You only dated me once, James!
hotnight:
And you never date me, House!!!
hotnight:
Even Cameron dated you! But I never!
God's middle finger:
Oh, didn’t I? So let's date tonight!
God's middle finger:
Dinner movie sex, whatever.
Vicodin:
House, three people hang out together are not called DATE.
Vicodin:
It called THREE SOME!
God's middle finger:
Ha, so it's not including you, James.
hotnight:
Go to hell, House!
God's middle finger:
I'm already there, James.
Vicodin:
Fine. How do you think, Robert?
hotnight:
If you cook, James.
Vicodin:
Well, I like making dinner, but cooking makes me tired.
God's middle finger:
Ok, let's go out together. I'll pay.
hotnight:
You never pay, House!
Vicodin:
You still owe me several coffees and salad and lunch and dinner and… I can’t remember…
God's middle finger:
Oh, did I?? Let me see....
Vicodin:
Of course you did!
God's middle finger:
Maybe...
God's middle finger:
So I'll pay this time!
God's middle finger:
Who wants to go?
hotnight:
Come on, James!
hotnight:
I'll do everything you want. I promise!
Vicodin:
How about you cook?
hotnight:
Noooooooooo Way!
hotnight:
I want to eat your food! Please, Jimmy, please please please?
God's middle finger:
Oh I'm sooooooo sad. No one cares about their old daddy. T_T
hotnight:
You don't make fabulous food anyways.
hotnight:
And I couldn't even be able to get closed to James' meal usually! You ate them all!
God's middle finger:
What? You date with him just because of his food???
Vicodin:
Am I a chef?!
God's middle finger:
Of course you are.
hotnight 说:
Nonono, you are absolutely hot! I can never deny you!
Vicodin:
You are the gorgeous one, Robert.
God's middle finger:
I'm sad. You have never said that to me...
Vicodin:
Fine. I'll cook. At your place, House?
God's middle finger:
:D 7 o'clock, I'll get the wine ready.
hotnight:
I'll bring champagne!
God's middle finger:
Ok. And the latest one has to blow me up!
Vicodin:
Shut up, House!
God's middle finger:
haha
Vicodin:
I won't do the blow thing tonight. Robert will do it.
hotnight:
Why me?!
God's middle finger:
I don't care, no matter whom.
Vicodin:
Because you just said you would do everything I want.
God's middle finger:
One of you has to do that. Toss a coin.
Vicodin:
And by the way, you are prettier.
God's middle finger:
Poor little Chase...Come here, daddy hugs you...
God's middle finger:
Why are you so quiet, guys?
Vicodin:
We are preparing, House.
Vicodin:
And I am pretty sure Robert is doing his hair.
hotnight:
I'm not!
Vicodin:
Yes you are.
God's middle finger:
Anyway, I'll see you at 7.
God's middle finger:
By the way, I love your hair, Bob.
Vicodin:
Everybody loves your hair, honey.
God's middle finger:
Oh he left.
Vicodin:
Poor boy.
God's middle finger:
I'll be fond of him.
Vicodin:
I guess your fridge has nothing in it, right?
God's middle finger:
Wrong.
Vicodin:
You lie.
God's middle finger:
Not this time, I have a bottle of wine.
God's middle finger:
And at least I have some ice.
Vicodin:
So you just have fun with your sweet little puppy, I got to go shopping.
Vicodin:
You ruined my night, you bastard.
God's middle finger:
Hey Wilson.
Vicodin:
What?
God's middle finger:
I love Vicodin.
Vicodin:
You are so addicted.
The End.
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