《怪邪人生》木公白

26、第八章 女人哭吧不是罪之二

　　谢谢你，王小怪。你说你这么善解人意、能说会道，居然没女孩喜欢，是不是她们都没眼光来着，要不姐姐现在收了你。不说这些了，我们来K歌，直接在这电子触摸屏幕上书写歌曲名，电脑会自动搜索出符合条件的歌曲，然后选择最佳答案就行了。
　　王小怪张了张嘴，正准备言我只在中意的女生面前表现得比较热烈一些而已，其他女人眼前会不动半点声色的。可这样一开言岂不是此地无银三百两了，还是不讲为妙，何况还有一个秦妹妹在旁边，这样一说都不知道该如何收场了，是言给木师姐的还是专门讲给秦思邪的呢，自己到底更喜欢哪个多一些呢，哎，一想这些就头大了。反正只要是美女，我都喜欢，最好两个都泡到，可惜无法消受，更情不以堪啊。
　　还好木亚舟迅速的做事风格已经表露无遗，王小怪也难得的闭上嘴，不过秦思邪倒多望了他几眼。王小怪有点心虚，更加一本正经地听起木亚舟的歌喉来。木亚舟开唱的是一首英文歌曲：Oceans apart,day after day,and I slowly go insane.I hear your voice on the line,but it doesn’t stop the pain.If I see you next to never,how can we say foreverWherever you go,whatever you do,I will be right here waiting for you;whatever it takes or how my heart breaks,I will be right here waiting for you.I took for granted all the times,that I thought would last somehow.I hear the laughter,I taste the tears,but I can’t get near you now.Oh,can’t you see,baby,you’ve got me going crazy Wherever you go,whatever you do,I will be right here waiting for you;whatever it takes or how my heart breaks,I will be right here waiting for you.I wonder how we can survive this romance,but in the end if I’m with you,I’ll take the chance. Wherever you go,whatever you do,I will be right here waiting for you;whatever it takes or how my heart breaks,I will be right here waiting for you.
　　王小怪一向对英文不感冒，不是他不感兴趣，而是他英语天生蹩脚来的，不过这首《此情可待》倒也一知半解，据传当年情歌王子Richard Marx用这歌词和腔调打动了妻子的芳心。难道师姐真对我动春心了，这么露骨的句子都唱得出口，你看她那柔情似水的目光、那若有所待的神情，不是望向我难道是向秦思邪表白情意？嘎嘎，以前还以为找美女做老婆是黄粱一梦，真是踏破铁鞋无觅处、得来全不费功夫，以后得怎样、怎样对师姐好来着，甚至帮她洗内裤、倒洗脚水也无所谓啦。
　　王小怪正在全神贯注的意淫，突然发觉自己的右脚小脚趾非常的疼痛，莫非是高兴得抽筋了？醒神过来才发现秦思邪的左白球鞋狠狠地端在自己的右鞋面上，并用鄙夷的眼神示意自己斜流的口水快把底裤打湿了。王小怪伸起左袖揩了揩了嘴角，尴尬地笑了笑，继续听木师姐美妙的嗓音。
　　Richard Marx低沉沙哑的曲子被木亚舟清朗甜美的声音演绎出来，的确听来别是一番滋味在心头，台下两人不禁使劲鼓起掌来。一曲唱罢，木亚舟走上前来问听后感觉怎样，王小怪表示不错，很好听，师姐的唱功不是一般的好，小生对师姐的敬仰之情更加如长江之水如何的滔滔不绝。就这样，还有呢，木亚舟脸上若有所失的落寞表情。王小怪心里才开始真正知道师姐的想法，可他第一次碰到这样直接、大胆的坦诚相见倒一时无言以对了，只好在头脑里赶紧组织热切如火的短语好辞。当正准备狠下心把对师姐也很有好感的语句也说出嘴时，那边秦思邪倒急切地呼唤起来，王小怪感谢你今晚对我的鼎力相助，请你上来和我合唱这一首英文歌曲。
　　王小怪对木亚舟摊一摊手、耸一耸肩，暗示那边起的火更大，得先去救那边的场。木亚舟正有所期待的神情不由得黯淡下去，低头看自己的粗布鞋。我对唱歌不太在行，英文更不熟悉呢。这首你一定会的，那年很流行的那歌。哪首，M2M的《The dayyou went away》。还好，我就会唱这英文歌，当年我就觉得歌词和曲调不错，记了下来。
　　随着音乐的升高，两人对唱起来：Well I wonder could it be,when I was dreaming about you baby,you were dreaming of me.Call me crazy,call me blind,to still be suffering is stupid after all of this time.Did I lose my love to someone better,and does she love you like I do,I do,you know I really really do.Well hey, so much I need to say,been lonely since the day,the dayyou went away.So sad but true,for me there’s onlyyou,been crying since the day,the dayyou went away.I remember date and time,September twenty five after nine.In the doorway with your case,no longer shouting at each other.There were tears on our faces,and we were letting go of something special,something we’ll never have again.I know,I guess I really really know. Well hey, so much I need to say,been lonely since the day,the dayyou went away.So sad but true,for me there’s onlyyou,been crying since the day,the dayyou went away,the dayyou went away,the dayyou went away. Did I lose my love to someone better,and does she love you like I do,I do,you know I really really do.
　　Well hey, so much I need to say,been lonely since the day,the dayyou went away.So sad but true,for me there’s onlyyou,been crying since the day,the dayyou went away.Why do we never know what we’ve got till it’s goneHow could I carry onThe dayyou went away,cause I’ve been missing you so much I have to say, been crying since the day,the dayyou went away,the dayyou went away,the dayyou went away.
　　本来是由两个女生演唱的歌曲，让这样一对男女组合唱来确实是风格奇异，蛮有感触的。木亚舟笑盈盈地看上王小怪，害得他又快跑调了，秦思邪在其背后实实地捏了他一把，才不致现场出笑料。
　　不错嘛，还谦虚说不行，木亚舟向前表扬了王小怪一句。王小怪立即高兴得飞上了天，谦虚一向是我的缺点，你们只不过一直没注意到而已。呸、呸，秦思邪在后面埋怨起来，不是你一直在拖后腿，这歌会唱得这么费劲，我从来没唱过这么累的歌，即使和五音不全的人也比和你合唱得有味。王小怪刚想反驳这事怪不得自己，得怪木师姐在前面狠抛媚眼，害得自己胡想连翩。可这话到了嘴边又说不出来，那样不是显得自己更心术不正和卑劣小人个性了么？怎么，没话可说了吧，秦思邪得理不饶人。
　　王小怪只好挠一挠头，可怜巴巴地看着木亚舟，都怪你来着的意味。木亚舟反而开心地笑了起来，这叫恶人自有恶人磨，幸亏有了秦师妹，王小怪才不敢这么放肆，看来秦师妹倒是他的冤家对头了。一句无心的话，说得三人都脸红起来，谁要跟他做冤家来着，也不臭美照照镜子看一看他的德兴，秦思邪表示对王小怪不屑一顾，其实心里倒蛮欢喜的。
　　木亚舟则又拿起话筒，刚才你们对唱《你离开的那天》，我就唱王心凌中文翻唱的《第一次爱的人》吧。灰色的天、你的脸，爱过也哭过、笑过、痛过之后，只剩再见。我的眼泪湿了脸，失去第一次爱的人竟然是这种感觉。总以为爱是全部的心跳，失去爱我们就要，就要一点点慢慢的死掉。当我失去你那一秒，心突然就变老，the dayyou went away；喧闹的街没发现我的泪被遗忘在街角，the dayyou went away。我看着你走过街，还穿着去年夏天我送你的那双球鞋。银色手链很耀眼，你的世界似乎一点也没有因此改变。总以为爱全部的心跳，失去爱我们就要，就要一点点慢慢的死掉。当我失去你那一秒，心突然就变老，the dayyou went away；喧闹的街没发现我的泪被遗忘在街角，the dayyou went away，the dayyou went away，the dayyou went away。
　　总以为爱是全部的心跳，失去爱我们就要，就要一点点慢慢的死掉。当我失去你那一秒，心突然就变老，the dayyou went away；喧闹的街没发现我的泪被遗忘在街角，the dayyou went away。有一天也许我能把自己治好，再一次想起来应该要怎么笑。第一次爱的人他的坏他的好，却像胸口刺青是永远的记号，跟着我的呼吸直到停止心跳。